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by Claus Larsen

April, 2003
On Tuesday, the 29th of April, 2003, the author of the Danish book "Miracles - Encounters Between Heaven and Earth", Niels Christian Hvidt, held a lecture in a small church in Southern Copenhagen. The Danish Skeptics were represented by myself and John Stĺhle.

Hvidt is a Catholic, a minority religious group in Denmark. Most Danish Christians are of the Lutheran-Protestant persuasion, and Danes are generally hard to convince of anything, so he was definitely in strange waters. His book has created quite a stir in Denmark (Danes are usually oblivious to miracles other than the occasional win by the National Danish soccer team), and has received predominantly positive reviews in the media, a miracle in itself.

Time to get the show on the road

The lecture itself was your garden-variety walk-through of the examples in the book, peppered with recommendations of quite a large number of mostly American books on faith, prayer and healing. He made specific mention of his apparent heroine, Vassula Rydén, who has made a name for herself by practicing the old trick of semi-automated writing. Vassula does not go into a trance when she writes, she is merely "feeling" the presence of God or other heavenly celebrities. She has been quite effective in spreading her messages, mainly that the Churches should unite and that everyone should stop fighting. Not a hint about truly divine information, like a cure for cancer, a practical zero-gravity toilet or the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body. Nope, we learn kindergarten stuff, like "don't hurt me" and "be nice".

Apart from those deploringly mundane messages, we heard about substances in sealed glass containers which turns liquid during clerical duties, trees that seemingly do not have any roots, and the apparent positive effect of prayer on women wanting to become pregnant.

In the book, Hvidt also tells the story of Padre Pio, probably the most famous person ever to show signs of stigmata, the Shroud of Turin, weeping/bleeding statues and icons and a very busy exorcist, who has performed more than 40,000 excorcisms since 1984 (up to 15 a day!). The book is certainly worth reading, if only to illustrate the need for critical thinking. Proofs of real miracles are completely absent.

A few points...

Even though Hvidt purportedly describes real miracles, there is no real evidence in the book itself, and, unfortunately, he did not present any at the lecture, either. His method of presenting his case is very similar to what we have come to expect from Writers from WooWoo Land: Grand claims, hints, allegations, appeals to authority, false data, blind belief and a fundamental gullibility.

A few points are worth mentioning about the examples Hvidt uses to persuade us that miracles do, indeed, take place. Let's take a quick look at some of his claims and the problems associated with them.

Eucharistic miracle in Lanciano

Claim: Around the year 700 in Lanciano, Italy, a monk, weak in faith, witnessed the hosties turn into flesh and the wine into blood. Some moments passed before he turned to those around him and proclaimed that the change had taken place. The flesh and blood were sealed in containers and subsequent investigations showed that the substances were indeed human flesh (a slice from a heart) and blood. The blood type is, incidentally, the same as the Shroud of Turin (AB). The flesh should have deteriorated by now, had it been normal flesh. The blood has coagulated into lumps. It has been claimed that it was not possible in 700 to have cut such a thin slice of a human heart.

Problems:

Eucharistic miracle of San Gennaro

Claim: A glass container with a coagulated mixture becomes liquid only during church celebrations three times a year, May, September and December. The liquid is presumably the blood of the patron saint of Napoli (Naples), San Gennaro, and only becomes liquid when used in the context of belief.

Problems:

The story of Little Audrey Santo

Claim: A young girl, born in 1983, is claimed to be instrumental in many miracles, e.g. oil-weeping icons and statues, as well as people being healed. The girl is multi-handicapped, unable to move, speak or eat without help. The family garage has been converted into a chapel. The miracles started after the girl, her mother and one of the girl's nurses, travelled to Medjugorie in Bosnia, a modern-day Lourdes. When they returned home, the miracles started. Audrey began to show signs of stigmata, and her body showed signs of red stripes, as if she had been scourged. People visiting the girl claimed to be healed. A eucharistic miracle has even been filmed, where a priest notice a red spot on one of the hosties. The whole place is literally filled with icons, statues, plaques, photos and crucifixes that all drip oil, mostly olive oil. Whether it is virgin olive oil could not be confirmed.

Problems:

The Holy Fire in Jerusalem.

Claim: Each year, on Holy Saturday (Orthodox Easter Saturday), people gather in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, to watch candles being lit by fire from Heaven. The Patriarch enters the tomb with two unlit candles and reappears later with the candles now burning. The fire is used to light the candles held by the people attending the ceremony. Right before the Patriarch enters the tomb, Israeli authorities check the tomb for any lights or methods of lighting a fire. The tomb is then sealed until the arrival of the patriarch. He is stripped of his royal liturgical vestments, leaving only a white alba. He then enters the tomb, alone, and reappears with the candles lit.

Problems:

The Holy Theodora’s trees

Claim: On top of a small chapel, 17 trees are standing, circa 15 meters tall with trunks that are up to 70 cm in diameter, apparently without any roots. The chapel looks way too small for this task, being only 4 x 6 x 2.5 m on the outside. Inside, there are two rooms, 2.5 x 3 meters and 2.3 x 2 meters. There are no roots to be seen, either on top of the roof, inside the rooms or outside on the walls.

Problems:

When I questioned Hvidt on this, he actually said that he had no problems if he couldn't determine this as a supernatural phenomenon. I kid you not:
"To me, it is not the question..."

"I believe that the measurements (of the trees) are reasonably accurate...somewhere between 10 and 15 meters..."

"Roots could very well grow in the walls..."
Niels Christian Hvidt

Excuse me? The whole miracle is based on the size and weight of those trees, as well as the absence of roots, and he doesn't care that his claims are false?

The miracle on Kefalonia

Claim: Around August 15th every year, small non-poisonous snakes with a black cross on their heads appear near a church in Greece, where they slither into the church and onto the icon of the Virgin Mary. In the church, Hvidt observes a snake appearing at a priest's hand, holding a staff. The snake crawls up and down the stake, and reaches the priest's hand again, at which point the priest appears to notice it.

Problems:

Sloppy research

Niels Christian Hvidt does absolutely nothing to conduct an even cursory investigation. He accepts the most incredible claims of miracles, which are often witnessed by only one person. It doesn't seem to occur to him that people can have sinister reasons for claiming a miracle. There is not a single skeptical bone in Hvidt. He does not, in earnest, question his sources. He merely reports, sometimes quite starry-eyed, even though he does bring up the issue of proof constantly. He just doesn't follow through. He expects us to believe that these miracles are real and that science has given up explaining them. What he should know and stress (curiously enough, he seems aware of the importance of double-blind experiments) is that all scientific findings are temporary. And that it is OK to say that, for now, we simply don't know. He falls into the usual trap that, if we cannot explain it now, it has to be God Who Dunnit. Using his own definitions, electricity should have been declared a miracle 300 years ago. He fails to see this, and that might be the biggest problem I have with his book. His gullibility is only surpassed by his desire to believe.

After the lecture, Hvidt approached us and asked why me and John Stĺhle (who had quite successfully questioned Hvidt on his data regarding the women getting pregnant by way of prayer) seemed so intent on ridiculing his claims. During the lively - let's call it that - conversation, his basic line was that, even though doubt might be cast about his data, to him there seemed little reason to doubt the miraculous nature of it. He tried desperately to paint skeptics (and critics in general) as basing their case on belief also. Unfortunately, I didn't get the opportunity to ask him why, if he was dismissing people because they believed, we couldn't dismiss him because of what he believed in. Why should his belief be the true one?

Instead, he went to the Vicar's table, while we in turn had very interesting discussions with some young Lutheran Christians.

Niels Christian Hvidt does not take criticism well.

A trinity of reasons

I am not saying that any of these people described in the book are crooks. I am merely saying that there are very good reasons why people want miracles to be true, and that we should be highly skeptical of their claims.

Miracles are Big Business

We cannot ignore the vast commercial aspects of keeping the miracle tradition alive. Hvidt himself often notes that the place of a miracle can often turn into a carnival, or at the very least, become a goldmine. Does he see this as a problem? He does recognize that it can be, he just doesn't see it as a driving force in his own case stories. Not only does the church itself gain tremendous advantages, the people directly involved, the local communities, the city or even the whole country stand to gain from it, mostly financially but also by reputation. The tourist trade will invariably grow - well, miraculously, once a miracle is even rumored to have taken place, and everyone benefits from it. It's a win-win situation.

The current pope, John Paul II, has appointed more saints than any other pope in the past 400 years. Almost 500 people have made it to sainthood since he became pope in 1978, as well as over a thousand as "blesseds", the rank below sainthood. In all, there are almost 10,000 saints. Along with those comes the saint(ly) trade.

Miracles hold the key to a key question

We also need to find out whether it is true or not, simply because it can help answering one of the two most profound questions man has ever asked himself: If there is life outside this planet, and what happens to us when we die. Part of the latter question could be answered, if we knew that miracles really happened. Then we would know that a sovereign deity existed, and we could be one step closer to the truth. The religious questions are by far the oldest ones, and will probably mean a great deal more to people, should the questions be answered. Therefore, it is of the utmost importance that we learn the whole truth about this.

Miracles can be (and are) exploited

It must also be said that in cases like Audrey Santo, it is not only vital for our world view to get to the core of the matter, we must also know if a multi-handicapped girl is exploited in the name of a deity many people consider good.

Leave no stone unturned. And be prepared to accept the outcome.

A funny thing happened...

Hvidt named three aspects that need to be present, before we can say that a miracle has happened:

  1. It has to be inexplicable.
  2. It has to attract attention.
  3. It has to be viewed as the work of God or happen in the context of God.
During his presentation, his laptop froze several times. If we consider his aspects, this event should qualify as a miracle:
  1. Nobody was able to explain why his laptop froze.
  2. It did create breaks in his lecture, causing people to pay attention.
  3. It happened in a church.
The phone number to the Vatican is 011-39-06-698-83913. Perhaps Niels Christian Hvidt should make a phone call...? This article is the first in a series of three. The response from Niels Christian Hvidt can be read here, and the response to that can be read here.